Borned to lepak ! xD

Bunch of LinkinPark Wannabe xD

Kip loitering and loitering around Cineleisure...


Took some (is damn many!) pictures...




Dun ask me why all these pictures were taken in front reflective objects lol, i oso hv no idea xD

Happened only in Malaysia xD

Yo, it's been a while since i posted my last post, I've been busy of tests and a few loads of assignments and that's why i hv abandoned this blog of mine for quite a while. Now im back to share some stories and funny stuff that i experienced with u guys. Hope u like it x)
And this is what i saw when i fetched my frens back to Mentari court, i dont know how the hell they did this, but yet it was so damn koool xD ! Without any consideration i took out my phone and captured this unusual phenomenon, while the driver was left helpless in his car, Rofl.

Once broken, u pay la, wat else xD

If im telling u i have been involved in a car accident , u may probrably think (Yr driving skill suxx man, What a noob you are xD, Rly arr? How Come xD) And anything u may complain about my driving skills etc! But, i can tell u that i'm just a ordinary car driver that obeyed and followed the traffic rules, and yet my car was being thrashed from behind, and yet it was a policeman who did it! A few seconds before the bastard crashed my car, i could hear the 'screeeeeech' sound(Braking sound) and i looked at the side mirror of my car, it was a police mobile which was speeding along my lane and did not realized that there was bumper-to-bumper situation in front, everything was like slow-motioned by the seconds my car got ass-banged. And here's a few pics of my rides after the accident:Of course, not this one, LOL xD

Is these x) :

Im sure u will wonder why my car's front bumper and cover get crashed too, as i told u it was bumper-to-bumper situation, the police mobile banged me with quite a high speed from behind and as a result, the car infront me was also Get-Pawned xD.

Raymond enjoyed striking my car bumper with his 'Kotetsu' and stupid helmet.

Of course, the policeman paid the repairing fees for both of us to settle this xD. Brand new bumper~ walalalalalalaa~~

Aiks..

And this is the result of Beijing 2008 olympic Badminton man's single final!

Lin Dan 2 - 0 Lee Chong Wei

Lols , hav to admit that Lin Dan is a damn skillful foe with high flexibility... But yet, Chong wei is still the number 1 for me, wahahahahaah xD

Lee chong wei Roxx!! xD

Yo, our country's No.1 badminton player Lee Chong Wei has won with the score of 2-1 against Korean's Lee Hyun- il, and advances to the Beijing Olympic 2008 men's badminton single final !!! AT last, the greatest battle of the century will begin soon , cant wait any longer pls! XD(Lee chong wei - Lin Dan)

And 1 thing i had found out, Lee chong wei used to wear a watch on his left hand, it's a bit weird though but who knows, maybe it's a lucky charm to him ! XD Keep it up Lee Chong wei, I guess ur the only hope to win a gold medal for malaysian !!

KNN, wat a lap sap movie

Yo, it's another boring gap of 3 hours untill my next class--> autocad! I have nt much to talk about, but i would like to share it with u guys, something likely with the worst movie i ever seen within this century, Doomsday (sounds awesome? but it doesnt !!) I can tell u tat this gay movie is damn lap sap although the main actor is good looking! If Doomsday was designed to be trash cinema, i guarantee the filmmakers achieved their goal...What attracted me to watch this piece of crap is the poster, as me and frens of mine are somehow liked the movie which sci-fi based and gun shooting scenes.

And here's a short synopsis based on my memory, a lethal virus reappeared in a town and the ppl were infected, thus, a team of sumkind like special forces has been sent to the town to rescue the survivors. The team has encountered a horde of Punk sakai (seems like, and they appears from nowhere and start to attack the team !) Then the team members die 1 by 1, at last the main actor was captured by the sakai. And duno how, she was managed to escape and met an archer(?) and duno where they get a train(??) and escaped from the sakai base! Then the train stopped at a jungle, they went through a secret passage and teleport(???) to a Medieval age castle, captured by some knights and brought back to the castle bla bla bla, at last they escaped again and runs back into the secret passage they went through, and back to the retarded jungle. And duno where they found another secret passage they came into a secret basement where fulls of containers, they opened a container randomly, and found a brand new Bentley (nice car though, but not bullet proof please!!) Talking bout this car in this movie, GENG loh, it seems like invulnerable ,fire proof, crash-proof, explosion-proof and etc! They used to crash through a bus with this car, the bus was completely busted, and this car is not losing a hair at all! I bet James Bond is thinking of wat's his next new ride after seeing this!!


The KaBaBooom Guardian Angel Bentley of Haste

- Guardian Angel + 1000000 armor (Passive)
- Sprint- maximum speed 522km/hrs (Passive)
- Repel -immune to spells (Passive)
-Ulti-Doomsday! -Create a horrible destruction with only 1 blow. 380 damage multiple the level of foe. (Active)


OK lah, back to the gay movie, it's all about violence, u can see the sakais enjoying hanging the special force team members on fire, yelling to the main actor: 'U wana taste a piece of your frens?! muahahaha'. Yes, i am saying this movie is a noob piece of work! Sue me lah!(if u can xD)

And tat's all for now, gtg to autocad class XD, END

Today's lesson!

Right after surfing web at my skul's library, me and my frens went to autocad class which was being held at 3pm. Sincerely, all of us doesnt like this subject as it's quite boring and as u know, having class at this graveyard time (3pm) is extremely harrasing. As usual, everybody are in 'sleepy' mood and suddenly, Mr woon ( our Technical English 2 lecturer) came into our classroom and said: 'i afraid u guys cant continue your lessons, as our building's basement is currently on fire," Lols, i think tat was the most motivating speech over the whole afternoon, everyone grab their belongings and run down the staircase like no tomorrow, from 8th floor to 1st floor !

As everyone were asked to leave the building immediately, wat we can see when we reach the 1st floor is all the corridors were full of crowds, according to a security guy, the fire was caused by an explosion of a car!! Everyone's seems excited discussing about wat to do on later ( coz dismiss earlier xD), sum fei cai ppl making fun of their fren who parked their vehicles at the basement who are worrying bout their rides (eh, is tat your car which was exploded just now ? with face like this --> xD), sum ppl even yell to their frens and ppl around :" Wah, luckily i didnt park my rides at the basement today." , leaving their frens and the ppl around in terror, worrying bout their rides, LMAO.

But most importantly, we hav learned a great lesson today--> we can dismiss when ever we want, at the cost of an exploded car or motorcycle wateva. or more economically, break the red colored- glass which written: ' break when emergencies' , and run away from the place u broke the glass like mad and shout for help, then u would be able to leave yr class earlier without looking suspicious! XD
P.S: make sure no one's there or being spectated by any video cams when u breaking the glass, or else u'll be the one on fire ! XD

Politicians are Funny dude' XD

And this pic was sent to me by a fren of mine, when i was alone at library, doing nothing lol. What a noob Yam Jin emo xD

Ok, hereby im borowing my fren's quote: "1 Pak Lah is useless, 10 Pak Lahs are oso useless."

Check it out~

Woot, i would like to intro a JP drama - My boss, my hero! It's a school drama where Sakaki Makio ( Nagase Tomoya!! ), also known as "Tornado" is a tough 27-year-old high school drop-out. By academic standards, he's pretty dumb. His father decides to force him to return to high school to receive his diploma and he asks an old friend who happens to be the principal of a nearby school to admit Makio. If Makio doesn't graduate, the position of boss will be given to his younger brother, Mikio.

Furthermore, he must pose as a 17-year-old (he's actually 27 !) during school hours and in the presence of any classmates or teachers outside of school. If his cover is blown, it would be the end of his high school career as well as his hopes to become boss. Things start out rough and tough as Makio's violent temper is tested. As the lessons and days go by he learns there is much more to school than just tests and studying.

It's a damned hilarious drama and full of moral values to be represented to viewers, i personally give this drama 9 out of 10 ! U guys shld rly check it out asap! =D (Couldnt afford a DVD? go http://www.crunchyroll.com/ and search for it!)

P.S : There's many cute girls starring in this drama oso xD! wohohoho

Tomoya Nagase~Cooool Yo~!

This is somehow retarded .....

Yo, this time i would like to tok about the retarded KFC and McD that broke their own 'specialness'. Within this few years, i guess they are having no more ideas aout how to popularise their products, they freaking made all those wat bubur ayam, nasi ayam, nasi lemak, satay, nasi goreng kampong nasi pattaya wateva things. I'm not saying that this is not good but as a customer i dont want it to be influenced by Malaysia's culture and lose it's orginality. If this continues to goes on, maybe in the future what we can see in the KFC's and McD's menu are not the things we can see in the present. Maybe is sumting like this:

Waiter: Good day sir, having here ?
Customer: Yea m having here.
Waiter: Okay, here's the menu, we have promotion for S-meal, 2 free ketupats comes with a single purchase of it, only rm 9.99 .
Customer: Err.. I think will take 1 Nasi Pattaya value meal, 1 OR chicken fillet with satay sauce, and 2 nasi goreng kampong mao pedas Large punya..
Waiter: Ok Boss, mao minum apa?
Customer: Give me 1 Carbonated teh tarek, and 3 leong char kurang ais .....

I dont want that to happen, what do u tink ?

Wat the fish, how DRAMATIC!!

Yo, this is a real story of mine and i would like to share it with u guys! This is happening when i was working while waiting for my SPM results, i get know to girl A,who was studying in the same secondary school as mine. Actually i wana woooo her long time edi when i was in secondary skul, but her classroom was quite far away from mine, and i think that if i just go for it and wooo her like that will causes misunderstanding, so it was quite impossible for me to get knows to her. And then days passed, in the end i didnt even talk wif her for once. Sad face =(

Okay, back to the shop where i was working at, the 1st week is like hell of human world, as the retarded infamous shop was located at the top floor of the freaking shopping complex ( u need a teleport scroll or teleporting device to reach the location), based on the shop's trade log, it seems like most of the people couldnt afford a teleport scroll - - ". The 1st day of 2nd week i worked at the shop, the girl A came to my shop and said :'Hi, sum1 told me tat u r working here,' and smiled to me xD. What a noob, I never expected that the girl that i wana wooo come to wooo me 1st.

And the working days folowing are just angelic and somehow wonderful, we used to eat together ,ha-la about omost avting, and sms each others all the time. Tot i was falling in love, i was planning to tell her tat i like her lol.

So the days passed again, untill one day i was about to tell her how i feels, i had date her for lunch at restaurant X. When i was along the way to go there, i was damn excited and happy and pleased, just like the picture posted below there!

And when i reached there, wat i saw is girl A was sitting with a guy and seems like she's having a talk with him. I'm a little awkward walked to them and sat beside Gal A, without a trace, the guy asked me: 'who are u, dont u see i am talking with her?' i felt offended and replied : "And who the hell are u then?" All of sudden, Gal A says :'he's my BF,' I was stunned when i heard this,but i forced myself to chill! Through further of finding out, they were once a couple and fed up on some reasons and now they are dealing with each other. After all these things, (i don't know why!!) i persuaded them not to quarel and dump each other on some sissy reasons la, being together is not easy la wateva things; and finally i felt i'm the one who get dumped and wat i got is only a 'Thank you' from the happy couple! How DRAMATIC !!! x( And tats haunting me until now lol.. Facing a girl i rly liked, i will start to wonder and scared to find out if she's still available onot, she like me onot etc that u may think that i'm just too poh-ma and sissy... END

F**kin' Mat Rempits

Yo, this is the 1st post tat im having here and i would like to tok about one of our country's national icon--> Mat Rempit. Sincerely, i rly hate it when those malays amateur riding their Chipbalak EX5 , Kriss, or wateva goes on zig zag in the car crowds on highway like no tomorow, and then stop at the roadsides making disturbing noises (Gua punyer bike ni modified punya la, ada turbo or nos la wateva), smoking and talk about wat tricks they gona do later, or pretending making calls if one of them lost during the race (tadi mak panggil la, tak kira).

And here's some Rempit style that they are using during races:

The Superman style was create by lying down horizontally on the bike and speeding at 150kmh. Guinness world of records were amazed when they tested the results and found out the this method actually increased the speed by 20% and giving them +2 bonus when evading police roadblocks.

The Sailboat method was also a jaw-dropping skill where the rempit stands on the seat of the bike and control the bike via their feet. This method harness the wind's energy and thus lowers fuel consumption and saving enough money to buy drugs and cigarettes, giving them -25% fuel consumption, +10% money saving, +3 bonus when there is a strong wind. Another way is where the rempit does a willy where they will carry the front wheels and ride only on the back wheel. With less surface touching the ground, they manage to lower the friction, this is the most common method and can be found on the streets of Penang almost every midnight.
The Deadman method is usually found near traffic lights or under a lorry's wheel. Usually rempits will zig-zag in traffic and end up under a lorry or fly across a junction when the traffic light is red at the speeds of 120km/h and usually end up colliding with a solid object. This is another common method in rempiting especially among the newbies. However, there is one drawback. This skill is the ultimate skill where the user can only cast it once in their life. After casting it, no cards can be drawn and regrets are not accepted. Loser loses 40 lives and gains a +150% pain bonus and +3 bonus from instant death. If user has helmet, loser only loses 30 lives and gains only 120% pain bonus and +30% chance of succumbing into a coma.
The Spiderman method is where rempits ride the motorbike in pairs. The pillion rider stands at the back of the seat. The driver gains -20% fuel consumption because the pillion harnesses the energy from the wind. The pillion rider gets high and starts swinging his hand like a propeller and thus giving the motorbike a +50% speed boost for 8 seconds. During this time, there is a 20% chance that the pillion rider will fall off the bike and suffer broken bones. This is probably the best way to enjoy rempiting if you do not have driving license.

P.S: all informations are obtained from Uncyclopedia xD

I am ?

Yo, i would like to intro myself before proceed to my blog =D. My name is somehow hard to pronounce, so i had make it short and pronouncable by u humans --> Thor'Chaos Cannibal The 3rd Great King of Kili's Loth'thanan Nowhereland. Once U entered my Blogpage, just one thing, if u find my blog offensive and u think that im racist and u r offended , please leave this blog at once and dun bombard me with spams !! As u know, my blog would be sum stories i would like to share with u guys and if u dun like it, fine i dun mind but just dont criticize ppl and drop me sum dulan comments xD .

My favourites are : Spicy food, biting straws when sitting at mamak stalls, wooo cute girls with my buddies, profiling people, and etc.

And i dont likes: U criticize me when im biting straws, u criticize me when im profiling ppl, u criticize me when u see im woo-ing cute girls and so on!